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Newsletter for January 2011

 

 

A Man's BBQ...
 
Now this is a man's BBQ!!!!
 
GIRLS NOW REMEMBER THE FOLLOWING 
BBQ RULES- SO THERE IS NO FALLING OUT LATER
 
We're now entering the BBQ season . Therefore it is  important to refresh
your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity . When
a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into
motion: 
 
Routine to be strictly followed to make sure the BBQ goes well  ... 
 
(1)  The woman buys the food. 
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
 
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a  tray along with
the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
 
(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone
where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference 
of the woman.  
 
Here comes the important part:  
(5)  THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
 
More routine... 
 
(6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery. 
 
(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. 
 
He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat  
 
Important again: 
 
(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE  GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.  
 
More routine... 
 
(9)  The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces,
and brings them to the table. 
 
(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
 
And most important of all: 
(11) Everyone  PRAISES the  MAN and  THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts. 
 
Finally ....
 
 The man asks the woman how she enjoyed her time off  and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, 
concludes that there's just no pleasing some women!

 

                              

 

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